"You can't even put that in words, bro." Ultimately, the Cowboys' failed season was not determined by that game, but the loss paints a picture of how the their 29th straight year without a Super Bowl played out.

Jerry Jones, who is 1,000 years old and built his giant football stadium with an oversize scoreboard that hangs too low and aligned said stadium incorrectly so the afternoon sun blinds the players as they play and also refuses to hang blackout curtains that might mitigate this issue? He’s 82 years old, but yes.