The Dallas Cowboys have a major decision to make regarding the future of head coach Mike McCarthy. However, in Jerry Jones fashion, the answer will only come at the prime opportunity.

Jerry Jones, who is 1,000 years old and built his giant football stadium with an oversize scoreboard that hangs too low and aligned said stadium incorrectly so the afternoon sun blinds the players as they play and also refuses to hang blackout curtains that might mitigate this issue? He’s 82 years old, but yes.